Total Badass Inc
Total Badass Inc
Cosmetic · recognition · priority

The shop

Nothing sold here makes you stronger than the person standing next to you. Every part of the city is reachable free — this is for people who want to back it and mark themselves in it.

Open the store · store.tbi.city
Memberships

The ladder

Free
Citizen

Everyone starts here

  • Full access to the city
  • The Lab, the stage, the booth
  • Every event, every job
  • Nothing on this page unlocks a part of the city a Citizen can't reach
The honest floor
$15
per month

Backstage

  • A new beat pack in the Lab every month
  • Early RSVP on stage nights
  • Your name in the radio credits
  • Queue priority — active from public launch
  • Role and name colour in Discord
On sale at beta · cancel any time · what you make in the Lab stays yours
$35
per month

Studio

  • Everything in Backstage
  • A booth block reserved in your name weekly
  • A guaranteed weekly rotation slot on CSN Radio, from the station's first broadcast
  • Priority on stage sign-ups
  • Higher queue priority — active from public launch
On sale at beta · built for people who make things
$75
per month

Headliner

  • Everything in Studio
  • A permanent mark in the city — tag, plaque or wall placement
  • Named at one live event each month
  • Two reserved booth blocks weekly
  • Top-tier queue priority — active from public launch
On sale at beta
$150
per month · 20 seats only

Executive

  • Everything in Headliner
  • Highest queue priority in the city — active from public launch
  • Co-naming rights on one city-wide event per quarter
  • Booth override
  • A named seat in a tier that is visibly finite
On sale at beta · twenty seats. We publish the count and we hold it.
$25
one time · 50 only, ever

Founders Pack

  • Numbered 1 through 50
  • Permanent Founder tag
  • Your name on the Founders wall, in the city
  • Three months of Headliner from launch night
Never restocked, never reprinted · opens the moment the numbering system is live
In the city

Marks & making

$10
one time

Custom Plate

  • Your text, on every car you own
  • Staff-fulfilled inside 24 hours
  • Subject to moderation
On sale at beta
$15–25
limited · numbered

Venue Signature

  • A permanent signature on a real surface
  • Stage side, studio glass, arena tunnel
  • Capped per venue, and it stays there
Released as drops · when a run closes it doesn't reopen
$250
per month · for a crew

The Label

  • Your label's branding in the city — chain, jacket, logo placement
  • Your roster, named — the artists who carry your chain
  • Booking priority: first pick of stage-night slots for your artists
  • City booth blocks for your signed artists
  • Label credit on every track they put out
On sale at beta · split it however you want · the label as a business lives in the city and is bought there — this is the chain and the credit
Made in the city

Worn, not rented

Every piece here was modelled in-house. Original designs, made for this city and worn in it.

$12
one time

City Chain

  • Original design, made here
  • Wearable on any character you own
  • Holds up close
Ships when the pipeline delivers
$25
limited · numbered

Signature Piece

  • Capped per run, never remade
  • Run size published before the drop
  • The number stays in the item
The cap is the product
$20
one time

City Fit

  • A full outfit, designed as one piece
  • Wears with anything you already own
Single garments $8
$25
limited runs

Artist Collaboration

  • Designed with an artist who performs here
  • Released around a drop or a stage night
  • Their name is on it because they made it
Every collaboration is a signed agreement
$15
per season

Panic Kit

  • The city's jersey — team colours, team mark
  • Reissued when the season changes
A first-season kit stays a first-season kit · first season opens with the league

What we will never sell

This list is the product. It doesn't move.

Never

Weapons, power, or stat advantages. Nothing bought makes you win a fight.

Never

In-game money or currency. You can't buy your way up the economy.

Never

Lootboxes or anything random. You always know exactly what you're getting.

Never

Anything the city makes you earn. Reputation opens doors. Money doesn't.

Staff can stand a paying player next to a free one and find no functional difference. That's the test we hold ourselves to.